April 2013
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Anonymous asked: why is your tag #me so feline? did you mess up your polyjuice potion AGAIN! I might as well call you Ronald!!
March 2013
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[[MORE]]i kinda feel like i didn’t just burn that bridge, i burned it and then took the charred pieces and peed on them and then crafted them into machine guns bullets and shot up the other side and now i’m totally fucked?
idk man
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February 2013
35 posts
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im 500% done with today and about 37% done with tomorrow already
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my dorm is right by the baseball field [[MORE]]and they’re playing the song tequila and i’m like HAH sandlot reference good one guys except NO because they always play their terrible music (usually country music, kill me) on the weekends and it’s TOO LOUD and really annoying
that on top of the fact that from here i can always here people either blasting music from their rooms...
hahaha intervarsity (christian club) just knocked on my door holding a big trash bag and saying “do you have any recycling” so i gave them an empty bottle of uv vodka and they recycled it for me
christians are cool
it’s 130 am why havent i started any homework at all
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January 2013
37 posts
I’m afraid I just blue myself.
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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“i like to call myself the purveyor of truth and knowledge across the tumbliverse”
i can’t get over this i will never get over this